Total Medals Earned: 417 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,600 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/155 points)
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/32 (15/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 7/30 (40/490 points)
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
Medals Earned: 12/22 (65/140 points)
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.